HSKS 6

Sorry to post this part late!  Take until Tuesday night to post this part.
1. Name of a male professor at Hogwarts
2. A subject at Hogwarts
3. A prime number between 53 and 1000
4. A professor at Hogwarts (either gender)
5. A body part
6. A verb
7. Your character name
8. Your favorite Quidditch team
9. Someone (or someones) you'd find in a portrait at Hogwarts
10. A number between 1 and 7
11. 20 minus your answer for #10
12. A craft (noun)
13. A Hogwarts House other than Hufflepuff
14. Something they'd sell in Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes that makes a big mess, loud noise, lots of smoke, or general nuisance
15. The character name of another swapper in HSKS6
16. A subject at Hogwarts

Professor [1] was having a terrible morning, and it wasn't even breakfast yet.  Someone broke into the [2] classroom the night before, hid a Boggart in the closet, and set loose [3] doxies.  How did he know there were 73 doxies?  Because each one took a bite out of his [5] as he tried to capture it, and Madame Pomfrey had to [6] each wound separately.  And comment annoyingly about how Professor [4] would've had the room cleared out with 2 waves of a wand. 

It took forever to get out of the infirmary, and by then Professor [1] was in a foul mood.  Luckily, he knew how to improve it: by finding the culprits and making him, her or them pay.  [1] had overheard some students giggling in the hallways the other day about [7]'s stash of doxy eggs, so he had a good idea of who to interrogate first.  Unfortunately for him, but rather fortunately for [7], the common room password had recently been changed to [8], so [1] couldn't enter.  [9] looked up from (his/her/their) portrait and laughed at the cursing, frustrated Professor.

The old Professor [1] would have thrown a hissy fit at being taunted by a mere portrait, and blasted the thing all the way into the [10]th floor girl's bathroom.  The new Professor [1] went to [11] weeks of Anger Management classes, punched a lot of pillows, and took up [12].  And started subscribing to the Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes catalogue.

Professor [1]'s first class off the day was [2] with the 3rd year Hufflepuffs and [13].  It took them 2 hours to clean up after the entire carton of [14] that went off and clung to their robes, schoolbooks, and any exposed flesh.  The students all knew that [7] was planning to do something in [2] to get Professor [1], so everyone blamed (him/her) for the prank and gave (him/her) the cold shoulder for 17 days, until [15] blew up the [16] classroom with a misplaced charm and became the new pariah-of-the-hour.